Why I have to pray online

Because I can’t keep a damn thought straight in my head anymore and I have doubts about my mental stability.

Because it hurts my knees to pray the old fashioned way.

Because if there’s a remote possibility that someone else could read this, it lessens the anxiety that no one can hear me at all.

Because honestly I haven’t been able to tell whether or not you’ve heard ANY of my prayers recently.  So I thought I’d try a new tact.